The Bulldozer and the Backhoe on the Bayou

by Pistolette on February 27, 2012 · 6 comments

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Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

For most of my childhood my father was in construction and had heavy machinery parked near the house. My younger brother and I spent many after-school hours in our huge back yard, romping on bulldozers and backhoes while imagining Mad Max style scenarios. We also had a boat or two in the yard (hey, I grew up on da bayou), so we could play boats vs. bulldozers (I liked shooting plastic water guns from mine).

Needless to say, our house was popular with the neighborhood kids who all wanted turns pretending to ride. The “safety first” hysteria that has gripped modern America hadn’t yet arrived to the suburbs of New Orleans in the mid 1980s so climbing on top of and swinging from heavy machinery didn’t seem to disturb any parents we knew. Whenever possible, my dad would take us for real rides. I remember being around 10 years old, riding on a bulldozer through a grassy field and thinking how indestructible and menacing it felt. I wanted to crash into a building with it (particularly my Catholic school), but mostly I had to settle for a pile of shells or sand.

Fast forward 25 years and my dad still has these things and still likes to use them himself. So recently, when he asked me if I wanted to meet him near the old bayou so the kids could play on the machinery, I mentally tripped for a second.

I’d forgotten about the bulldozers.

Forgotten how fun they were, and what a unique thing to have to play with as a child. Forgot that I had a 2-year-old son that would surely fill up his diaper in delight from the mere sight of such a toy! Forgot that my 3-year-old adventuress would surely want to drive some heavy machinery in a dress. Oh yeah, it was time to take my urban preschoolers for a romp in my old hood. The swamp.

The following photos were taken near a small section of reclaimed land near by Bayou Bienvenue (which explains why it looks more desert than swamp).

 

Feel the power flowing through you, padawan.

Bullzozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Ok, training over. I got dis!

Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Can I bring this to show-and-tell?

Bullzozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Coming soon to a theater near you… A highly trained 3-year-old assassin and her mentor (code name: Paw Paw) take on swamp monsters with their death machine!

Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Wait, I saw this on a Diego episode once. I’ll just clear-cut the rainforest…

Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

I’m sure we can hose my brother off the blade if we try hard.

Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

He will never find us here.

Bullzozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Oh @#&*, bulldozer found us! RUN!

Bullzozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Ok, got my serious work face on now! I wonder if this thing makes me look bad-ass?

Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Why YES, I think it DOES!

Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

Sigourney Weaver, eat your heart out.

Bulldozers and Backhoes on the Bayou

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Will February 27, 2012 at 10:56 am

My maternal grandfather had a farm in Indiana when I was a kid. My mom, sister, and I would often spend a good chunk of our summers there.

He had a backhoe w/ a frontloader, a big old orange International Harvester tractor, a number of riding mowers, and a golf cart. I’ll have to track down some photos of me with him on various big machinery – this post seemed to mirror my childhood.

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Blathering February 27, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Love it! Great photos

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Beth February 27, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Terrific pictures and great captions. I grew up in such a tame urban environment that I never saw he-man toys, tools, or displays of manly daring-do. Thank goodness that these two little ones have not only cerebral mentors but ones who can conquer the physical universe, too.

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Sheryl February 29, 2012 at 8:56 am

Good looking family all the way around – including Paw Paw.

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Robert Morris March 3, 2012 at 5:25 am

Now I want to do that.

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